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Yes, Greg and I are, in fact, alive, but thanks for all your concerned emails. Kidding, we got no such emails. It's clear you guys don't care whether we perished in an unfortunate ANTM/AI related heart attack as long as we somehow keep coming with the funny. What is wrong with you people? Anyway, the true reason for this post is to send a heartfelt "I'm witcha, girl. I feels yer pain, mang." to our dear victim Monica because Kurt Vonnegut is dead. Well, Mon-Mon, it looks like you'll never meet him, way to be on top of things. Life's tough; get a helmet. That's all for now. We'll be back with actual posts as soon as tomorrow. I pwomise. Later days!

P.S. Go see if Monica wrote some awesome poetry about her heroe's passing.