Wendy

Name: Wendy
Age: 53
Location: Kinston, North Carolina

Why She's A Star:

Ohhh my my my, where to begin?

• Well, she applauds herself as being an excellent communicator. She says she can chat with kids, teens, or adults. This makes you wonder, why didn't she just say she can chat with "anyone" instead of "kids, teens, or adults." This explanation of "anyone" gives you a clue as to the kind of friends she has. Additionally, she hasn't forgotten "what it's like to be any age." Except, of course, her own. You're 53, granny. Lose the mini-skirts.

• She says she "listens to the music of today." Then she has an Everlast (1998) video posted. Whitey Ford Sings The Blues, anyone?
  

• This quote:

  "If your [sic] fishing in alot [sic] of crab pots then keep goin [sic], this is the wrong fishing spot for you."

• DRAGONS!
  

So, if you refuse to accept that you're old, check her out. Unless you're fishing in a lot of crab pots. In which case, this isn't your fishing hole. So keep fishing.

Lydia

Name: Lydia
Age: 42
Location: ELIZABETH, New Jersey

Why she's a star:

• A complete lack of any grammatical skills at such an advanced age definitely qualifies her as a star.
• According to her About Me section, she's "divorces" with two "teen age" kids. Also, she's "very adventurist," which is a good quality to have if you're ever going to find someone that will accept that you're an idiot.
• She does that thing that all Puerto Ricans do. You know what I mean. That "pride" shit. Note the beautiful background of what looks like a penitentiary superimposed on top of a Puerto Rican flag.
• She's also looking for friends who can "party decently." If you think this is you, then go ahead and add her as a friend. Otherwise, peace out papi.

THE PICTURES:

Check her out and for added fun, check out her underage son drinking here and her daughter's excessive use of swear words here.