Bryan- Reader Nomination

Name: Bryan
Age: 29
Location: Taylorsville, North Carolina

Why he's a star:

• In his about me section, he lets us know that everything he's passionate about is a result of his relationship with Jesus, and that that fact doesn't make him cool, or uncool. Well, B-Spot, you're half right.
  
• He has a video of some little Jesus campers doing a funky little dance. The only person worth watching is the adult in the front because none of these girls were blessed with the gift of rhythm, but the audience doesn't give a rat's ass; they're all "Go, Jesus. Go, girls. Go, Jesus. Go, girls. Shake what the Lord gave ya." Watching the video kind of makes me want to become a Jesus camp dance choreographer, and teach dem girls to pop dat ass and shake it fast.
• He has the same profile song as Mayor Jim. But it all makes sense to me because, now that I think of it, I recall seeing those two in the commercial for TimeLife's Songs 4 Ship: Shout to the Lord.
  
• Bryan likes seeing people being saved, watching students fire at Jesus--oh, I'm sorry, that's get fired up FOR Jesus, and "any thing competitive." That last one kind of strikes me because I can totally see Bryan getting fired up for a rousing game of, "Guess why the other person is going to hell."

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Happy Easter, Bryan. Your lurve for Him has landed you a much coveted spot on our little blog. I'm sorry I made fun of you because you really do seem like a sweet guy...for me to poop on! Zing!

Jim

Name: Jim
Age: 31
Location: Tyrone, Pennsylvania
Why he's a star:

• The background to his profile is evocative of the reckoning. I've never experienced the reckoning, per se, but I imagine it involves cacti, lightning, and bad Jesus rock.
  
• He's the mayor of the great town of Tyrone, PA and he's on Myspace. Now, I know mayors are people too, and they have lives and all that gobbledygook, but don't you think that you should maybe, like, not have public personal profiles that sound even mildly evangelical? Just a thought, no need to condemn me to hell.
  
• He has a video that urges us to hear the battle cry and join in and do the Lord's work. That's all good, and more power to you, Jim, but the video is so not working for me. It's a dizzying mix of iPod and Target commercials, and the music video for "Seven Nation Army." And the song? Oh, goodness that song. It's like a mixture of Nickelback, and Creed. Hold on, my ears are bleeding; I need a moment.
  
• Dude, he was created to, like, bring the Kingdom of Heaven to Earth. If that's not star-worthy, then I don't know the meaning of the word.
  
• Jimmy, seems like a nice enough guy, so I'm going to commend him for not saying he wants to meet Jesus or God. I'm also being nice because he's a frickin' mayor, and I'm pretty sure he can have me tried for heresy and hanged, or something like that. They still do that crap, right?

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If you're interested in helping Jim out with spreading the Word and whatnot, check him out here. While you're there, check out Jim's versatile smile and watch those videos because they're that good.