Friday, March 23, 2007


Name: Bobby "Banger"
Age: 22
Location : "j-action ville", North Carolina

Why he's a star:
  • He's already an alcoholic and the war isn't even over! Usually it takes at least 10 years for a veteran to develop a nasty relationship with grandpa's medicine, but not Bobby.

  • Repetitive use of "the shocker." Yes, two-in-the-pink, one-in-the-stink is pretty funny. However, it makes it pretty obvious that he likes ass-play.

  • He's somehow managed to dodge that whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing -- commendable considering his flamboyance.

salute your shorts

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